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May 28, 2002
Fat Ass
I bought some climbing gear last weekend. I got a pair of climbing shoes and a harness kit that were on sale. When I asked the store clerk about which harness would best fit me, he looked at my waist and decided a large would be most appropriate. Ok. He looked around, but couldn't find a large, so I tried on the medium. It fit ok, but the clerk looked unconvinced. He was standing with his hands about a foot apart palms facing each other. "You're not planning on gaining weight anytime soon, are you?" while he asked, he slowly moved his hands away from each other, implying my ass was about to double in size before his very eyes. I curtly thanked him for his help and bought the medium.