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July 31, 2002
Out With The Old...
Tomorrow I switch to the new format for the website. Say goodbye to midnight blue, and hello to olive green. To commemorate the last entry of this layout, I want to pay homage to the Internet's search engines who have directed browsers to my site via a variety of interesting search criteria:
- bow wow like mike power lines (google.com)
- Because, you know, I'm a big fan of underage rappers.
- telephone pole climbing gear (google.yahoo.com)
- I don't usually recommend people perform their own telephone repair. Unless of course they were trying to call their Ma from up there.
- atm card pins (google.de)
- I think I know better than to post my ATM card PIN on my website. The sad thing is, there's probably people out there who don't know better.
- underage pictures (search.fr.msn.ca)
- I used to be #3 on the search results.
- underage japan (google.com)
- I have no idea why people seem to think my website is chock full o' underage pornography. If you are reading this because you did such a search, I'm sorry to disappoint.
- long and big woman photos (google.yahoo.com)
- "Long" women? Was this guy looking for long and big women, or long and big photos of women?
If you think that's weird, you should see the kinds of searches that bring you to Pete's now offline Facial Hair Gallery.