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March 2, 2003

Red Red Kroovy

I cut myself shaving today. I took a chunk right out of the top-right of my upper lip with all three blades of my Mach3 razor. It only bled for oh, I don't know, an hour, and left my face marred with an obvious sore that rendered me more hideous than usual.

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