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April 4, 2003

Roll Up The Rim To Lose

According to the Tim Hortons rules and regulations, the odds of winning their Roll Up The Rim To Win contest are one in nine. The contest opened one month ago yesterday, and I've only won twice: a muffin and a cookie. Now I know I've had more than 18 cups of Tim's coffee in the last month. Hell, I've had at least 18 this week! It think this means I'm due to win the big-screen TV any day now.

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