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May 27, 2003

Grocery Story

I went grocery shopping the other day. The cashier who rang up my food insisted on giving me her opinion on my choice of sandwich meat.

Cashier: "Whoa! That looks really rare!"
Me: "Uh, yeah, I guess it is."
Cashier: "Hey well, good for you for being able to eat it. I can't even stand the smell of that stuff!"
Me: "It's roast beef."
Cashier: (throwing the bag of meat at the bag boy) "Ew! Get it away!"

Look lady, your job is to ring up my groceries and take my money. Keep the running commentary to yourself.

00:00 | Rant

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