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December 19, 2003
Happy Non-Denominational Holidays
I'm flying home to Toronto tomorrow morning. I'll be spending ten days in the fabulous Hotel Lyon, visiting friends and family, before flying off to Virginia to spend New Year's with Teresa.
Blogging will be sporatic, as I still have four people I need to buy gifts for.
Comments
Who are the other three?
Posted by: Rew at December 19, 2003 12:04 PM
I believe I'm one, although my gift may count as two. The price of rubies is going up, I hear.
Posted by: Teresa at December 20, 2003 1:38 PM
That shouldn't be a problem for KrisP. He makes the big bucks with MicroworlddominationSoft. Rubies? That's what he uses instead of butter for his bread.
Posted by: Rew at December 22, 2003 9:56 AM
I heard that his teeth are solid gold and that he bathes in a tub of diamonds.
Posted by: mark at December 23, 2003 6:06 AM
Yeah. That's totally true. I snuck into his place when he was taking his millions to the bank. Instead of shampoo he uses 200 year old wine that's been infused with purest extracts of money. Swiss currency, of course. And the coffee he drinks is that special rare kind that those little rodents make by eating the coffee beans and then crapping 'em out. Instead of cream he uses the semen of endangered turtles. Only because it costs alot. Tastes like crap.
Posted by: Rew at December 23, 2003 9:50 AM
Hey, that's a half-truth!
Posted by: Chris at December 23, 2003 3:15 PM
I know. Sorry. I lie because I'm alone.
Posted by: Rew at December 24, 2003 5:37 AM