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June 9, 2005
Doggie Bag
There are two kinds of dog walkers in my neighbourhood. One consists of the people who let their dogs crap on public sidewalks. They don't care who sees them either. I once stared down a middle-aged lady as her pug deposited a steaming curl of processed kibble five feet away from me. The whole time she just stared up at the sky, as if she had no idea what was going on at the end of her leash.
Then there's the other kind of person who goes to all the trouble of bringing a plastic bag while they walk their dog, picking up the doggie crap, tying the bag, and then just leaving it on the sidewalk. It's like a sadistic little loot bag for whoever comes by next.
I don't know which of these people piss me off more.
Comments
And when you watch them, you can also see two different kinds of people. Watch their body language. One type obviously knows what they're doing is wrong, eyes downcast, averted, making sure not to make eye contact knowing the dirty looks they will be getting. Then there is the arrogant type that struts along while their pooch lays a cable, head held high, like, "I pay taxes, my crap-factory can do whatever I feel like they want to." Same people who drive around without signalling. Yeah, Mr.Downtown BMW, I'm talking about you, jerkoff!
Posted by: Rew at June 13, 2005 4:54 AM