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September 6, 2005
Delicious and Deadly
Thanks to Britain's Freedom of Information Act, previously classified records documenting innovative ways the Nazis planned to disguise bombs. These disguises include chocolate-covered grenades, bombs in cans of oil, explosive pastilles, and my personal favorite "the exploding Smedley's English Red Plums in Heavy Syrup".
I don't know about you, but English Red Plums in Heavy Syrup sounds deadly enough without the explosives.
Comments
Who are you kidding - remember all the Lyle's Golden Syrup we ate.
Chest pains be damned.
Posted by: dav at September 7, 2005 6:46 AM
Thanks to you and your Lyle's, I've been featured in this year's Big Book of British Smiles.
Posted by: Chris at September 7, 2005 7:47 AM