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January 28, 2007
I Don't Know, I'm Just The Bartender
I was in Portland this past weekend to see the Rat City (Seattle) Rollergirls play the Rose City (Portland) Rollers. It was a good game, Rose City gave the Seattle teams a run for their money. After the game, a few of us went to get a drink at the B-Side bar. In trying to order a beer, I somehow annoyed the bartender.
Bartender: "What can I get you?"
Me: (looking at the taps) "Um... what's that Roots beer?"
Bartender: "That's the Festivus."
Me: "What's that like?"
Bartender: "I don't know... I don't drink beer!"
Someone should teach this guy Sales 101: When a customer asks you what a certain product is like, you say it's great and recommend he order two.
Comments
Do those condoms in the bathroom really work?
I don't know I have E.D.
Posted by: Ian at January 30, 2007 10:09 AM