« Debearded, Part 2 | Main | Debearded, Part 3»

May 1, 2007

Happy Loyalty Day, America!

Has it been a year already? That's right, it's that time where the President hereby proclaims May 1, Loyalty Day!

So show your loyalty by buying a magnetic flag for your back bumper! Be better aquainted with America's place in the world by eschewing a Geneva convention or two! Show your love for the free market by awarding a no-bid contract to former cronies! Demonstrate your support for democracy by voting in an election, or, if you're the President, vetoing a bill!

But most importantly, get out there and SHOP!

Remember, if you don't show your loyalty, the terrorists have won.

20:55 | America


The views and opinions expressed on this website are those of Chris Lyon and do not reflect those of his employer. This site is provided as-is, with no warrantees or guarantees. For entertainment purposes only.