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March 26, 2003
She Usually Eats Dog Food...
Walking the dog the other day, I unintentionally frightened a young boy, who must have been no older than six. He was on his bike, and I was walking on the sidewalk toward him. He turned around and saw me and Zoë, and freaked out.
Kid: "Is your dog friendly?"
Me: "Yes, she's very friendly."
Kid: "Is it going to eat me?"
Me: "I promise you, my dog will not eat you."
Kid: "Then why is its mouth open? It's going to eat me!"
That's when I decided to hurry up and get home before the kid's parents came out with a shotgun.