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March 30, 2004

Odd Sighting Of The Day

On my walk home from the bus stop, I crossed a downtown street in front of a 2004 Jaguar XK, a particularly expensive British sports car. I turned my head to admire this vehicle, and see what kind of person an XK owner is. Perhaps an older, distinguished gentleman? Maybe a young thirtysomething dot com millionaire? Maybe even an important-looking business woman on her way home from the office?

He was middle aged with a receding hairline and fluffy white hair. Our eyes never met because he was too distracted trying to light his enormous corn-cob pipe.

20:10 | Bizarre Sighting of the Day


I was just using the pipe as a distraction so you wouldn't talk to me. Hell, I would have tried to smoke anything just to avoid eye contact.

Posted by: Rew at March 31, 2004 4:58 AM

General Douglas MacArthur,
Supreme Commander of the Allied Powers, driving his own car? What has the world come to?

Posted by: ian at March 31, 2004 3:23 PM

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