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June 29, 2006

Promises Message

Yesterday I ate an individually-wrapped Dove chocolate. On the inside of these candies' foil wrappers are little inspiring phrases called Promise Messages, not unlike the messages you find in fortune cookies, only written by Hallmark. Stuff like "Smile before bed, you'll sleep better" or "Write a letter, not an email" and crap like that. The message I got however was slightly disturbing:

"Age is nothing but a number."

I know what they're trying to say (you're only as old as you feel), but I think there are some people currently in jail who took this philosophy a little too literally.

08:08 | Bizarre Sighting of the Day


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