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December 13, 2006
The Gayest Bean
Think homosexuality is a choice? What about homosexuality from birth? Well, you're both wrong according to Jim Rutz at the World Net Daily:
Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That's why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today's rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products.
That's right folks, tofu makes you gay. That probably explains how China's population is dropping dangerously low, since they're all homos who don't procreate.
Comments
... or maybe, just maybe, those sneaky Chinese are sitting on a vaccine for 'homo-ness' and aren't sharing ...
Posted by: mark at December 13, 2006 4:49 AM
certainly explains something, Mr. Soy Egg Nog.
Posted by: Ian at December 13, 2006 6:37 AM
Oh! Burn!!!
Posted by: Rew at December 13, 2006 1:45 PM